Kane's Inferno

Kane's Inferno


“First of all, you’re mammary glands don’t impress me”


“There’s been a problem, a problem eating away at me from the inside out. I’ve become weak, I’ve shown human compassion, and it has weakened me. But no more. Tonight I will once again feast on fear and suffering. My appetite for agony will be awakened. I will once again taste the pain of others. I will feast on the fear of the innocent, and that is the sweetest taste of all. Tonight I hunger for a sacrifice.”


“We don’t all have to be the same, we don’t even have to get along. I mean, this guy once accused me of being a murderer, and then pretended to have sex with a mannequin and said it was my dead girlfriend.”


“You wanted me, you got me.”

“You know I’m getting a little bored, and when I get bored I become frustrated. And a frustrated monster is not healthy for anyone. I need someone to take my frustration out on, and the way I see it, the more the better. So tonight, I’m going to take on the entire NXT roster. All eight of them, starting now!”

“In all likelihood, the most feared, dreaded, respected force in the history of the WWE, The Undertaker, my brother, will no longer walk amongst us. Gone are the endless nights when The Undertaker would strike fear in the hearts of those in his presence. Gone is the face of darkness, his brilliance extinguished by an act of cowardliness. Gone is the spectator that was beloved and admired by millions of creatures around the world. Gone from the WWE is it’s most iconic figure, and gone forever are the bonds of brotherhood. My brother will rise from the dead no more. Gone is The Undertaker. But soon enough, those responsible for this atrocity will too be gone. They will be committed to the depths of Hell, to a torturous existence that they can not fathom. I will personally prosecute, and persecute anyone that had anything to do with this tragedy. THERE WILL BE VENGEANCE, THERE WILL BE VENGEANCE, COLD, CUNNING, CRUEL, THERE WILL VENGEANCE, NEVER BEFORE SEEN OR FELT, VENGEANCE NEVER BEFORE IMAGINED. THERE WILL BE A VENGEANCE, SWIFT, DECISIVE, AND TERRIBLE, YES THERE WILL BE VENGEANCE!”

Outside of the Ring

“I’m of the phi­los­o­phy that so long as your actions don’t hurt any­one else, you should be free to be in con­trol of your lives.”

Tiny Political Show
“I could have been kidnapped or something else like that. Ah they wouldn’t have kept me, I’m not worth anything.”

“Just because you haven’t heard about it, doesn’t mean it’s a conspiracy theory.”

“I don’t take any drugs recreational, and I hate to even take therapeutic drugs, because I’m just that way. I don’t even like to take aspirin.”

“I fight with technology all the time.”

“I’ve had people e-mail me and tell me I have a sexy voice.”